Scott: What the hell?! How does this even work?!
Ramona: Well see, during that time I was "looking for myself", I got a little drunk. Drunk-me happened to stumble upon a subspace door which happened to end at Neil's place. I guess I though he was you and we fooled around a bit, so yeah.
Total bullshit, I know.
My entry for The 8th Evil Ex contest. I'm just in it for the cash, which I presume, in the spirit of Scott Pilgrim, will be all loose change.
I forgot to add, since he's basically a videogame junkie, he summons Lovecraftian horrors from a modded Neo Geo Pocket.